*Tuesday,5th Dec*
*6:00 pm*
*In the car with the daru gang*
Baba: " Bhenchod jaldi le chalo mujhe AT ke paas. Bhenchod aaj fakka bach sakta hai. Bhenchode ne mera lattice wala sawal galat kiya hai. Fucksit!"
*calls magoo*
Baba: "magoo Bhenchod AT ko rok. Mai aa raha hu 5 min mein "
Magoo: " Yeah..aa ja"
*6:30pm*
*Car reaches at windT*
*Baba beech mein baithe hai*
Baba: " Mujhe jane do behenchodo...zinadagi aur maut ka sawal hai!"
Rajat: "Ek fakke se kya hota hai. Jab ayyaashi kari toh darna kya"
Baba(angry): " Maa chod dunga saalo sabki!"
*****laughter*****
*Baba manages to slide over the lund of Rajat*
*Baba runs.*
*****laughter*****
Friday, February 29, 2008
Monday, February 12, 2007
Commandos!
Characters:Sagar, Pushkin. First year Mechanical engineering students, IIT Delhi.
Mayank. First year mathematics n computing, IIT Delhi.
20th October.
In the corridors of 'EC' wing, KUMAON hostel.
9:00 pm
Mayank is walking towards room no. thirty eight, Sagar's room. Noises echoing in the corridor out of Sagar's room. Mayank recognises the noise and speeds up. Opens the door to find Sagar and Pushkin recumbing by the wall adjacent to the single bed; glued to the laptop.
Mayank: "I know what you fuckers are upto!! Leave this babe-action or both of you shall flunk!"
Sagar and Pushkin ignore the arrival of Mayank. He goes and sits down with them.
Mayank: "Oooooh ! That second one is fuckin 'hawte' maan..."
Pushkin(As if regaining senses):" I think Mayank is soo right dude. LEAVE THIS. Otherwise we are totally fucked tommorrow. The damn paper's in the morning and we dont even fuckin know the 'S' of ........... Schrodinger? ....Is it? (Hands on head, shouts) Damn I should have attended lectures!"
Sagar: "Chill dude! I've enquired from Jainesh. The course is pretty less this time around. Ateast for us. I've got the important portions marked out. Cool?..... Now just one more scene..."
Sagar's wish is immedietly granted. A particularly detailed sceen is shown. All of them are mesmerised; totally engrossed again, watching naked bodies writhing together. Goodbye Schrodinger.
Half an hour passes.
9:45 pm
Pushkin( A look at his wrist watch): "FAACCK! I'm going guys. BYE!"
Sagar: "Okay okay....lets mug for for some time now. (Thinks for a while) .....You have the photocopied notes with you Mayank? "
Mayank takes out a bundle of sheets and slams them on the desk.
Sagar: " WHOAA! These are the IMPORTANT portions? "
Pushkin: "We're doomed!"
Pushkin and Mayank leave. From then till 2 am the three have intensive muggai-sessions.
2: 15 am
The silence of the night. Most rooms still lit up. Mayank revisits EC-38.
Mayank: "Kitna ho gaya ? "
Sagar: "Commandos!"
Mayank(grins): "Huh? Studied too much kya? "
Sagar: "Have a look...."
Shows him something on his laptop.
Mayank: "Holy cow! This is fuckin cooool maan!"
Sagar: " I know! And it has a story as well!!"
Mayank: " But what about the exam? "
Sagar: "Time for a break? Whatsay?(Gives a naughty grin). We have as it is studied for quite a while now."
Mutual agreement.
5:10 am
Sagar (Waking up...):" Oh shit! I slept through the night! I SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKIN NIGHT! Bastard!! Couldn't you wake me up earlier? You deserve to have your fuckin balls eaten by rats! ..........FAACCK! (Amazed to see Mayank still glued to the movie)You have watched this totally..havnt you? (careless nod from Mayank) Do you realize we have...like UNDER TWO AND A HALF hours before we have to face that paper?"
Mayank (sitting in a smiling posture):" Yeah I know man. But this is so bloody exciting. Imagine this... the commandos...the evil ones? (winks)... have surrounded like the entire building... with innocent GIRLS inside ...n stuff! However the girls are fuckin smart too. They have like this weird SEDUCTION spray or something with them! Now when the commandos will enter...."
Sagar (interupting..) : "Motherfucker! Do you realize that you are telling me the STORY of a porn movie?Dude! No offence. But you are OUT OF YOUR MIND!"
Mayank: "So when the commandos enter...."
Sagar: "I should have studied with Pushkin."
Mayank: "WHEN THEY ENTER......."
Sagar:(Calculating something) "MAN! I need to get anything above '7' to stand any chance of passing."
Mayank:" SEVEN? Haha! You're screwed! I need just '3' to stay in the hunt. And it is just a minor afterall. I'll recover in the majors."
Sagar: "Lucky bastard!"
Mayank:" Dont talk to your 'Papa' like that!" (Laughs)
Sagar: "FUCK YOU!"
Mayank: "You know your mom said THAT a lot when we....!!" (Winks, laughs harder)
Sagar takes one look at his clock and with amzing dexterity, opens his book and starts mugging.
7: 50 am
Mayank is all ready. Pushkin arives.
Pushkin: "Sagar GET READY! You dont wanna be late."
Sagar(mumbling):" As if I have to crack the fuckin paper or something."
8:05 am
EXAMINATION HALL.
Mayank (whispers to Sagar) :" What the hell is a harmonic oscillator dude?"
The invigilator is alerted by some sound and approaches. Mayank, quickly puts the pen in his mouth and pretends to be thinking. Invigilator passes.
Mayank, after reading the paper for like 10 mins and a trillion times over puts his head down on the desk. Images of his infuriated dad, his friends celebrating the end of exams, proffesor giving that typical angry stare, that is reserved for the underperformers, crossing his mind over and over and over. In the midst of all this how he wished if he could be like one of those commandos in the movie. What a life that would have been!
Mayank. First year mathematics n computing, IIT Delhi.
20th October.
In the corridors of 'EC' wing, KUMAON hostel.
9:00 pm
Mayank is walking towards room no. thirty eight, Sagar's room. Noises echoing in the corridor out of Sagar's room. Mayank recognises the noise and speeds up. Opens the door to find Sagar and Pushkin recumbing by the wall adjacent to the single bed; glued to the laptop.
Mayank: "I know what you fuckers are upto!! Leave this babe-action or both of you shall flunk!"
Sagar and Pushkin ignore the arrival of Mayank. He goes and sits down with them.
Mayank: "Oooooh ! That second one is fuckin 'hawte' maan..."
Pushkin(As if regaining senses):" I think Mayank is soo right dude. LEAVE THIS. Otherwise we are totally fucked tommorrow. The damn paper's in the morning and we dont even fuckin know the 'S' of ........... Schrodinger? ....Is it? (Hands on head, shouts) Damn I should have attended lectures!"
Sagar: "Chill dude! I've enquired from Jainesh. The course is pretty less this time around. Ateast for us. I've got the important portions marked out. Cool?..... Now just one more scene..."
Sagar's wish is immedietly granted. A particularly detailed sceen is shown. All of them are mesmerised; totally engrossed again, watching naked bodies writhing together. Goodbye Schrodinger.
Half an hour passes.
9:45 pm
Pushkin( A look at his wrist watch): "FAACCK! I'm going guys. BYE!"
Sagar: "Okay okay....lets mug for for some time now. (Thinks for a while) .....You have the photocopied notes with you Mayank? "
Mayank takes out a bundle of sheets and slams them on the desk.
Sagar: " WHOAA! These are the IMPORTANT portions? "
Pushkin: "We're doomed!"
Pushkin and Mayank leave. From then till 2 am the three have intensive muggai-sessions.
2: 15 am
The silence of the night. Most rooms still lit up. Mayank revisits EC-38.
Mayank: "Kitna ho gaya ? "
Sagar: "Commandos!"
Mayank(grins): "Huh? Studied too much kya? "
Sagar: "Have a look...."
Shows him something on his laptop.
Mayank: "Holy cow! This is fuckin cooool maan!"
Sagar: " I know! And it has a story as well!!"
Mayank: " But what about the exam? "
Sagar: "Time for a break? Whatsay?(Gives a naughty grin). We have as it is studied for quite a while now."
Mutual agreement.
5:10 am
Sagar (Waking up...):" Oh shit! I slept through the night! I SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKIN NIGHT! Bastard!! Couldn't you wake me up earlier? You deserve to have your fuckin balls eaten by rats! ..........FAACCK! (Amazed to see Mayank still glued to the movie)You have watched this totally..havnt you? (careless nod from Mayank) Do you realize we have...like UNDER TWO AND A HALF hours before we have to face that paper?"
Mayank (sitting in a smiling posture):" Yeah I know man. But this is so bloody exciting. Imagine this... the commandos...the evil ones? (winks)... have surrounded like the entire building... with innocent GIRLS inside ...n stuff! However the girls are fuckin smart too. They have like this weird SEDUCTION spray or something with them! Now when the commandos will enter...."
Sagar (interupting..) : "Motherfucker! Do you realize that you are telling me the STORY of a porn movie?Dude! No offence. But you are OUT OF YOUR MIND!"
Mayank: "So when the commandos enter...."
Sagar: "I should have studied with Pushkin."
Mayank: "WHEN THEY ENTER......."
Sagar:(Calculating something) "MAN! I need to get anything above '7' to stand any chance of passing."
Mayank:" SEVEN? Haha! You're screwed! I need just '3' to stay in the hunt. And it is just a minor afterall. I'll recover in the majors."
Sagar: "Lucky bastard!"
Mayank:" Dont talk to your 'Papa' like that!" (Laughs)
Sagar: "FUCK YOU!"
Mayank: "You know your mom said THAT a lot when we....!!" (Winks, laughs harder)
Sagar takes one look at his clock and with amzing dexterity, opens his book and starts mugging.
7: 50 am
Mayank is all ready. Pushkin arives.
Pushkin: "Sagar GET READY! You dont wanna be late."
Sagar(mumbling):" As if I have to crack the fuckin paper or something."
8:05 am
EXAMINATION HALL.
Mayank (whispers to Sagar) :" What the hell is a harmonic oscillator dude?"
The invigilator is alerted by some sound and approaches. Mayank, quickly puts the pen in his mouth and pretends to be thinking. Invigilator passes.
Mayank, after reading the paper for like 10 mins and a trillion times over puts his head down on the desk. Images of his infuriated dad, his friends celebrating the end of exams, proffesor giving that typical angry stare, that is reserved for the underperformers, crossing his mind over and over and over. In the midst of all this how he wished if he could be like one of those commandos in the movie. What a life that would have been!
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